1) I bought two new albums this week because I heard the songs on commercials. (OneRepublic’s, “Wake Up,” and Fun., “Some Nights.”)
2) Some people just throw you. Like huh?
3) If you don’t speak sarcasm you don’t speak my language -- or my generation’s language.
4) They’re not calling it the iPad3 but errybody knows that’s what we’re gonna call it.
5) Esther 4:16; the story of Job; Daniel 3:16-18 are who we’re told we should be, but the guy from John 4:46-54 is who we are. Our belief hinges on what we want…
6) Someday soon I’ll meet Taylor Swift, and yes, it’ll be enchanting.
7) The Scarlet Letter took a turn for the boring, now it has taken a turn for the heart rending.
8) Joseph Kony has been around for more than 20 years, and has been a bastard for all of them… Dear Facebook status’, thanks for finally deeming him, “bad enough,” to do something about. Someday see these kid’s faces in real life and then you’ll know why I’ve not watched the video or won’t talk more publically than this about it. #rantover
9) I want fireflies to catch. Who’s joining?
10) Coffee. Is. From. God.
O wretched man that I am! Who will deliver me from this body of death? I thank God through - Jesus Christ our Lord.
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Monday, December 19, 2011
Weekend Thoughts
1) My cat uses echolocation to get around and likes coffee as much as I do.
2) Toys-R-Us has Twilight toys for preschoolers. Unacceptable America, unacceptable.
3) Christopher Hitchens died? Dang it. Read more here.
4) Sherlock Holmes 2 = success
5) Grace, grace, grace, it’s all grace.
6) I’m not sarcastic. Ever.
7) Do Christians really want to die on the hill of “Happy Holidays?”
8) The closer you are to a situation the less you see it.
9) I’d like to be in Bethlehem this time of year, or Scotland. Either one.
10) Grandma took me grocery shopping! Food, good food!
Bonus:
11) The Three Musketeers is teaching me a lot about myself. Read it.
2) Toys-R-Us has Twilight toys for preschoolers. Unacceptable America, unacceptable.
3) Christopher Hitchens died? Dang it. Read more here.
4) Sherlock Holmes 2 = success
5) Grace, grace, grace, it’s all grace.
6) I’m not sarcastic. Ever.
7) Do Christians really want to die on the hill of “Happy Holidays?”
8) The closer you are to a situation the less you see it.
9) I’d like to be in Bethlehem this time of year, or Scotland. Either one.
10) Grandma took me grocery shopping! Food, good food!
Bonus:
11) The Three Musketeers is teaching me a lot about myself. Read it.
Monday, October 3, 2011
Vacation Thoughts (pt. 1)
Just got back from my trip to Colorado. These are some of the thoughts that ran through my head while gone. I wrote them down 1) cause I write everything 2) cause they could be beneficial to others & 3) cause I'm odd like that. Some are serious most are random, enjoy!
1. Construction, you stupid
2. I can sing as loudly as I want... Wherever I want.
3. Small town folks stare at you funny when you have a deep v tee-shirt on.
4. I bought Funyuns with my subway sandwich cause no one will whine about my breath or the smell of them stinking up the car, ‘cept me.
5. My antenna killed a butterfly.
6. If I were a pastor in Western Kansas church discipline would involve high noon, a saloon fight, & six shooters.
7. There's a sign for a Denver Restaurant outside of Hays, Kansas further illustrating the void of nothingness in Western Kansas.
8. I crossed the state line... Where's the mountains?!?
9. Are those clouds or mountains?
10. To get to heaven (the mountains) you have to go through hell (Denver traffic).
11. I hate & love the word nostalgia.
12. The Civil Wars is great mountain music.
13. Bon Iver is perfect Harry Potter reading music.
14. If you speak sarcasm fluently you're accepted in Kansas, but everywhere else they just don't get it. True story.
15. People look at you funny when you're eating alone.
16. It's 45 degrees, time to put up your creepy napkin sized shorts. K? Good.
17. A babbling mountain stream will always be more beautiful than my most favorite guitar solos, singers, or banjo players.
18. Why is it that leaving helps you find yourself more in Christ than staying in the familiar?
19. If it wasn't for money I'd do this more often.
1. Construction, you stupid
2. I can sing as loudly as I want... Wherever I want.
3. Small town folks stare at you funny when you have a deep v tee-shirt on.
4. I bought Funyuns with my subway sandwich cause no one will whine about my breath or the smell of them stinking up the car, ‘cept me.
5. My antenna killed a butterfly.
6. If I were a pastor in Western Kansas church discipline would involve high noon, a saloon fight, & six shooters.
7. There's a sign for a Denver Restaurant outside of Hays, Kansas further illustrating the void of nothingness in Western Kansas.
8. I crossed the state line... Where's the mountains?!?
9. Are those clouds or mountains?
10. To get to heaven (the mountains) you have to go through hell (Denver traffic).
11. I hate & love the word nostalgia.
12. The Civil Wars is great mountain music.
13. Bon Iver is perfect Harry Potter reading music.
14. If you speak sarcasm fluently you're accepted in Kansas, but everywhere else they just don't get it. True story.
15. People look at you funny when you're eating alone.
16. It's 45 degrees, time to put up your creepy napkin sized shorts. K? Good.
17. A babbling mountain stream will always be more beautiful than my most favorite guitar solos, singers, or banjo players.
18. Why is it that leaving helps you find yourself more in Christ than staying in the familiar?
19. If it wasn't for money I'd do this more often.
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