Having a Cold Thoughts

These are the thoughts every bearded man has had to think at one point or another. This could be a perspective changer for some folk.

1. The mustache part of my beard is filled with snot
2. Everytime I blow my nose I need four kleenex.
3. I washed my beard today... then sneezed and washed it again.
4. Waking up in the morning can reveal interesting beard-omenon.
5. My facial hair covers up the kleenex rash - for the most part.
6. If I take a shower I won't need a kleenex for a few minutes and my beard is cleaned too.
7. If I shove these two kleenex up my nostrils then I won't need to blow my nose and can avoid point #2.

Here are some normal people cold thoughts:

1. Vitamin-C and toothpaste don't mix well.
2. I'm sure I'm producing enough snot to fuel my car - someone should harness this energy.
3. Cough drops give me a distinct slur.
4. Sleep aids = from God.
5. Water, water, water, water... pee.
6. If I lay a certain way at night my nose won't leek everywhere.
7. I feel like a zombie.

Cloudy Day Thoughts

1) Driving with my headlights on during the day makes me feel nifty… so do suspenders.

2) I was asked to speak about Calvinism at my old high school (hahaha).

3) I want to read Dracula.

4) I like jackets but I hate cold.

5) Cloudy day music = Elbow

6) My generation talks in events, older generations talk in ages.

7) I’m glad I have a perma-scarf on my face (beard).

8) Matter of fact scarves mess up my beard-doo.

9) I want a Seeing Eye dog… So I can walk into restaurants and have him with me… I just want a dog, a big dog, like an Irish wolfhound.

10) I might love London’s weather if it’s cloudy a lot.