These are the thoughts every bearded man has had to think at one point or another. This could be a perspective changer for some folk.
Here are some normal people cold thoughts:
- The mustache part of my beard is filled with snot
- Everytime I blow my nose I need four kleenex.
- I washed my beard today... then sneezed and washed it again.
- Waking up in the morning can reveal interesting beard-omenon.
- My facial hair covers up the kleenex rash - for the most part.
- If I take a shower I won't need a kleenex for a few minutes and my beard is cleaned too.
- If I shove these two kleenex up my nostrils then I won't need to blow my nose and can avoid point #2.
Here are some normal people cold thoughts:
- Vitamin-C and toothpaste don't mix well.
- I'm sure I'm producing enough snot to fuel my car - someone should harness this energy.
- Cough drops give me a distinct slur.
- Sleep aids = from God.
- Water, water, water, water... pee.
- If I lay a certain way at night my nose won't leek everywhere.
- I feel like a zombie.
1 comment:
#5 for the normal people I definitely identify with. I drank 6-7 Starbucks trenta cups of water today. It seemed like I had to pee every time I got done peeing. It was ridiculous.
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